Well how on earth did you wash up here?
You really have an interest in the CSR do you? You want to know how little George Osborne’s package of nips and cuts is going to change your world do you? You’ll be glued to the TV on Wednesday lunchtime will you?
We all love a recession don’t we? Double-dip if you don’t mind. Double-dip if you do.
Two aircraft carriers or one vicar? Will there still be tea at three?
I’ll see what I can do to help. Watch this space-race.